Go, America! It’s your birthday!
Where the *bleep* did that come from? And how did it get so HUGE?
On this 4th of July, I don’t want to imply that there are critical issues facing our country. But let’s just say the President has a lot to deal with…
The good news is, for those of us fortunate enough to have temporarily gained our independence from our taskmasters, it’s vacation time. (Did I say “taskmasters?” I meant “teachers and bosses.”) So hit the road, because this summer, travel expenses are all on British Petroleum.
Okay, that’s not entirely true (read, it’s a complete lie). But wouldn’t it be special if BP, as a measure of good faith towards the United States, offered every single American driver a free tank of gas? Wouldn’t it??
I mean, for the love of one-nation-under-God, it’s our friggin’ birthday and whatnot…
